I swearrrrr to ddrunk I mnot godd

: England you're drunk,let's go home.
: I'm ppfffffffffiiiiiinnne
: No,you're not. We need to go.
: But it's not eevven //hic t-tennnn.
: You're right it's 1:00 in the morning. Now let's go.
: i'm tHE UNITED BLOODY KINGDOM! YOU CCAN'T TELL MME WHAT TTO DO!! now letz sing ma favorite songg..........99 BBOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL 99 BOTTLEZ ZOF BEER TTAKE ONE DOWN PASS IT AROUND 98 BBOTTLES BEER ON THE WALL~!
: *sighs*

no butt marks because I'm cool =^=
This was based of a time where my mom got drunk XD (she rarely does it so don't get any bad ideas about my mom DX<) but she didn't say I'm the united bloody kingdom XD she said....I think it was "I'm the momma here!" or something like that I don't remember.
anyway,once again I would have uploaded this earlier but I was interrupted a lot Oh! and remind me never to help make combination salad,that was disgusting